My Horrorscope Today

So I turn the page of the paper to read the following, I swear these are written by the same people who write the messages in greeting cards:

Ruling Mars comes home to roost and lights a fire underneath you. A sense of urgency replaces lethargy, prompting you to take charge and act instinctively. There is also more physical energy at your disposal.

I like the sound of that as lethargic is a pretty good description of how I've been feeling recently, a bit of energy would be good.

P.S. I remembered what it was that I thought I'd blog about tonight...